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Sadie Hawkins Day Dance

The Great Gildersleeve · May 31, 1950 · 29 min · 4,120 words

The transcript of “Sadie Hawkins Day Dance”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast May 31, 1950. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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It's a goodness that's downright appealing. Get Miracle Whip tomorrow. Like millions of folks everywhere, you'll be mighty pleased with Miracle Whip. There's a new day dawning in Summerfield, bright and clear. Skies are blue, birds are on the wings.

It's going to be a wonderful day. Yes, sir, it's bound to be because the great Gilda sleeve is coming down to breakfast this morning with a smile on his face and a song in his heart.

Rain ball around my shoulder and the skies are blue above. A lot of the eel, a lot of the well. Good morning, little family. Good morning, Auntie. Leroy, aren't you going to say good morning, your old uncle?

Cow, you've got egg in my mouth. Well, take your time. There's some more on your face. What an appetite. Oh, huh, huh, huh. Hi, look, you, please. Good morning, Bertie. I'm really hungry this morning. I could eat a couple of horses.

Yes, Bertie. Oh, you have the brightest scramble. It's only side up. I can make jokes too. Everybody's in such a good humor this morning. Well, you're feeling pretty grand yourself, aren't you? Yeah, what happened?

Well, nothing happened. Simply my usual frame of mind, Leroy, on a fine summer morning. I bet I know, wonky. You were dreaming about Miss Milford last night. You were talking in your sleep, punk. Oh, well, I was probably just trying to get comfortable talking to my pillow.

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