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Jolly Boys Election

The Great Gildersleeve · October 3, 1951 · 29 min · 4,231 words

The transcript of “Jolly Boys Election”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast October 3, 1951. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Kraft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder's Leave. The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you partially transcribed by the Kraft Foods Company. And Kraft, you know, makes the famous pasteurized processed cheese food Velveeta.

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Get a package or loaf of velveeta tomorrow, and enjoy the cheese food of top quality, velveeta, made only by craft. Perhaps the three most important things in the life of the great Gilda sleeve are his Fine little family is respected position as water commissioner of Summerfield and the high office of President of the Jolly Boys Club, which, by the way, is holding its annual

election tonight. I can hardly wait for the Jolly Boys meeting this evening. You should I step down as President and pass the reins to other hands. No. It's fun to be re-elected. It is so popular these days.

I George, Mr. President, what you need is one of Peavy's good cigars. Hello, Peavy! No, Mr. Gellersley. What can I do for you this afternoon? Give me a good cigar. One of those L-Presidentes. No, well.

It's election night at the Jolly Boys Club, you know. Yes, I know. Under the circumstances, don't you want to take along a handful of cigars, Mr. President? You like? Well, I imagine you want to be elected.

P.V. I don't want to have to buy my jokes. There's no question about my being reelected. You don't say. Of course I have asked myself I shouldn't step down and let someone else have the honor.

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