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Irene's Father Pushes for a Wedding

The Great Gildersleeve · January 6, 1954 · 29 min · 3,284 words

The transcript of “Irene's Father Pushes for a Wedding”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast January 6, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Try it soon. Craft natural Swiss cheese. My uncle, a great diller's leaves. Phil pretends to know a lot about women. He thinks he's a real lady killer. He should have heard him when he came home the other night.

Big for you. Yeah, I just get a fresh haircut. Little sword, isn't it? Well, I'm working up to a crew cut. Yeah, I don't think I'm too old for it. I'll answer that. I must that.

What are you, the smoke your cigars? Leroy, you made out appreciate my sartorial splendor, but the ladies do. One of them must have gotten a whiff of your hair tonic. She just phoned. You? Miss Henshaw.

She wants you to call her. Good. I'll call her in a little while. We have a date tonight. You tell me what? I told him to tell you that Miss Handshaft told him to tell you to call her.

He told me. That's good. Ain't you go call her? You're a no hurry, Bertie. She'll still be sitting by the phone. Yes. Doesn't date anybody else. Oh, I got to get the haircut, but go to the dinner.

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