Christmas Shopping

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No is quiet when the Gilder's sleep house sold on this December evening. The family has just finished dinner. And the great man is in his den resting his overstuffed figure in his overstuffed chair. His eyes are closing drowsily.

But suddenly he sits up with a start. He's made a great discovery. Say Christmas is coming. And I haven't done my shopping yet. Well, by George, I'm not going to wait till the last minute this year.

I'm going to do my shopping early. Tomorrow. Leroy! Marzorie! Don't I? No, no, I feel fine. Then what's the matter? Children, Christmas is coming. Huh? Everybody knows that. Well, anyhow, I've decided to do my shopping early this year, tomorrow.

You call this early? I started in November. Well, I... Oh, of course. Say, don't think you get my model airplane yet? Leroy, nobody said you were getting a model airplane, for sure. That's up to Santa Claus.

Santa Claus? You kidding? No, my boy. You mustn't scoff at things like that. As long as we have the spirit of Christmas, there'll always be a Santa Claus. You said it, Ench. Remember that. Sure.

Uh, Ench. Yes, my boy. Santa Claus better get off the diamond, get that model airplane before they're all gone. Leroy! Well, that's all you want. I've got to finish addressing my Christmas time. I'm going shopping tomorrow, but I make out a list.