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The Great Gildersleeve · October 6, 1948 · 29 min · 3,951 words
The transcript of “Gildy Tries to Reform for Welfare Invest”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast October 6, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Craft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilders' Leave. The Great Gilders' Leave is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company makers of Parquet Margarant. Millions of women all over America serve Parquet because it tastes so good.
Why Parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much. You market, you market, you get some parquet Home again, home again, try it today You like it, you love it, five millions who said it A favor with margarindi P-A-R-K-A-Y Parquet margarind made by Kraft A baby in the house can certainly change a person's life
Take the great gilder sleeve, for instance Usually at eight o'clock in the morning, he's fast to sleep Now things are different At eight o'clock he's up, dressed and cheerfully bathing the babies. This is fun, isn't it, baby?
I'm gonna get you all nice and clean, then you'll have your breakfast. Let's wash your little tozies. Ooh! You're splashing me, baby! Well, you splash me, I'll splash you. There. Hehehehehe. Give me your foot now.
We'll wash your little toes one at a time. little piggy went to market tickles and this little piggy stayed up come in ready what's the matter look like you got more water on you than the baby has yes I guess well this matter just came for you let her I'll read it later birdie might be
something important came special delivery oh did let me see the envelope The Collie welfare department. You're holding so pretty. Yes, sir. Wonder what they want. Yeah, you're Mr. Gilda's name. Since earning the baby that you found in your car several weeks ago.
Since the parents have not been located, we feel it's time to discuss the future plans for this child. Our welfare investigator, Miss Phoebe Crabtree, will call on you at your home Saturday evening. Please be there.
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