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Marjorie and the Twins Coming Home - Grandpa Isn't Needed

The Great Gildersleeve · March 7, 1951 · 29 min · 3,974 words

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The Graf Food Scumpere presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder's Leap. The Great Gilder's Leap is brought to you each week by the Graf Food Scumpere. Here's great news. Tonight, Parquet Marjorin is announcing a sensational new $83,500 prize contest.

1170 separate prizes, including 20 brand new 1951 Ford Victorious. fun to enter, anyone may win, full details in a few minutes, have paper and pencil ready. Parquet, you know, is the margarine that tastes so good because it's always fresh.

Wonderful is a spread, a seasoning or shortening. That's P-A-R-K-A-Y, Parquet margarine made by Kraft. Get some tomorrow. Well, the temperature got down to zero in Summerfield last night. And this morning, as the first rays of the frosty dawn creep into his room, the great gildest leaf stirs in his bed, pulls the blankets closer around his ears and cautiously opens

one eye. You, what are this? You, you at times. Mmm, quarter to seven. I can sleep for another 15 minutes. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. Ew! Who's calling at this time of the morning? Well, I'm not gonna answer it. I'm sleeping.

Help Andre! That bronco is if I didn't know. You know for heaven's sake. What a family. I'll be glad when Marge is home from the hospital with the twins and they'll have to be quiet.

Yeah, yeah, I guess it was a wrong number. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. You piece at last. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! teacher on the phone no school today what's this no school the pipes are frozen oh my goodness isn't that king yes yes now run along like a good boy let me

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