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The Great Gildersleeve · January 28, 1948 · 29 min · 4,503 words
The transcript of “License Plate Time - Barber Shop Trip”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast January 28, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The craft food company presents Harold Perry as the Great Fielder's Leave. The Great Fielder's Leave is brought to you by the craft food company makers of Parquet margarine. Every day, millions of women all over America serve Parquet margarine, because it tastes so good.
To market, to market, to get some parquet. Home again, home again, try it today. You like it, you love it like millions who say Sephéver, it's Roger and me RK, P-A-R-K-A, why Parquet, Margier and Made by Craft?
He's there the man with soul, so dead, who never to himself hath said. It's time to get 91948 automobile license plates. He has. The great gilders leave as a man who does things on time, but never much ahead of time.
That's why late in the afternoon, on the last day, he's waiting in line. Hmm. What a way to waste an afternoon. It took me two hours to get inside the building. Probably would have my license place by now if I hadn't got another line.
Now I wasn't thirsty at all. Well, I'm next. Oh, five o'clock. Wonder what time they close. Hey, Clerk, what time do you close this window? Five o'clock. Eh, just meet it. You did it. Oh? You come back here and raise that window.
I want my license place. Clerk, raise that window. All right, Tom, try me tomorrow. open up for you to be out of a job. I'm a city official. Oh my! But I'm Throck Morton P. Gillersley. If I'm the water commissioner.
Oh. Yeah. That's better. Commissioner, you've had six weeks to get your license plates. What have you been doing all that time? Plugging leaks in the water department? That's not to be impertinent, but just give me the plates.
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