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Leroy Has the Mumps - Train Stop

The Great Gildersleeve · June 10, 1953 · 29 min · 4,163 words

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Well, before the summer gets underway, the great gildesleeve has decided to have a little interior decorating done. He's been putting it off a long time because it happens that he's allergic to paint fumes. Yes, sir, by George, I'm going to have the whole upstairs done at once.

Get it over with. I like the smell of paint, huh? Here, go with the sample, the man left. Leroy, you know I can't stand paint. Well, heck, you go out with girls. Yes, yes. Mr. Gills, leave you decided on your color?

You're just about, Bertie. Yes, sir. I'm having my room done in Brown. It's a nice masculine shade. Yes, sir. I want money room done in polka dots. Polka dots? Yeah. Leroy, your room is already done in polka dots.

Ink spots, fingerprints. That's why I want polka dots, so nothing will show. It'll be done in a pastel green just like we decided. Okay. This house sure will be a mess over the weekend. Well, that's why I thought it'd be a good idea for everybody to get out.

It sure is nice of you to give time over to my sister, Mr. Gilsey. That's all right, Bernie. Hey, where are we gonna stay, Ench? Well, I thought we'd spend the weekend in my dream, Broncos.

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