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Chief Gates on the Spot

The Great Gildersleeve · December 13, 1950 · 29 min · 4,211 words

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The Kraft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder's Leave. The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you each week by the Kraft Foods Company. Kraft, you know, is the maker of Vell Vita, the pasteurized processed cheese food that's so delicious.

Where Vell Vita has a cheddar cheese flavor that's wonderfully rich, yet delightfully mild. And here's one very good reason why you can be sure that Velveeta is the cheese food of top quality. Velveeta is made by Kraft.

And for years the name Kraft is meant the very finest cheese and cheese foods. So try Velveeta soon, won't you? See for yourself how good it is. And remember, only Kraft makes Velveeta. Man, winter blew into summer field last night and it looks like he's here to stay.

out at the great Gilder sleeves house this morning. Our water commissioner is down in the basement having a little set to with the furnace. He'll eat your food. He'll eat your head. He unfounded furnace.

Yeah, I'm working on it, Bertie. Yeah, I'm doing all right, Lee-Boy. This takes a little time to get the furnace fired up on a cold morning like this. Well, we're having a keen time up in the kitchen. All marks and bronch on me all standing on front of the stove. I got boiled.

It's coming Bertie. Why don't we get an oil furnace, Doc? All you gotta do is turn it on and bang it goes. Bang. Oil furnaces cost money, my boy. Besides, what would we do with this one?

We could use it for a deep freeze. I'm afraid an oil furnace is a little beyond our means right now. Well, you could promote one. You know, tell the guy you want to try it out.

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