Water Commissioner Is Fired

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This sweltering summer day is hanging over summer deals. But that doesn't mean business isn't progressing as usual at the water department. The great Yoda Sleeve secretary is on vacation, but his nephew Leroy is helping out.

And the great man himself is at his desk. In fact, he's practically on it. Oh yes, must do that. My secretary neglected to before she left. Hey, you've got your feet propped on your desk.

Do they hurt? No, they feel fine. But when summer comes, there's nothing like getting the feet higher than the head. I think that has something to do with nature. Yeah? Grolics and water pressure. It was actually my stay. I hardly know what I've been reading.

Baseball. What? Okay, show him. It's walking down this morning. I saw it in the newsstand. I thought, apology, is it okay? I found a love story magazine inside your secretary's dictation pad. You have girl.

We can't run a water department that way. What would the mayor think? But you... I'm the water commissioner. If there's a love story magazine around this office, you'd better turn it over to me. Now let's get back to work.