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Hell, it's Friday afternoon. In Summer Field, school is out, and the great gilda sleeves nephew Leroy is heading for home. But he isn't exactly burning up the sidewalk. He seems to be puzzled about something.

He walks a few steps. There's something going on. He walks a little further, and then he stops. I can tell when I was trying to pull something. I can see through him like a book.

Now, as he walks on his nose lifts to the wind like a beagle, he catches a scent. And there he goes, up the walk, down the driveway, up the back steps, through the back door.

Come from school. We're at the donuts on the table cooling, but that belonged to Miss Maasier. Oh boy The girl scouts get your hands off that okay, okay Hey, have you ever noticed anything funny about uncle mort lately? What do you mean? Well?

He's been acting awful funny. He hasn't he birdie. He ain't been acting no funnier than usual. Yes to me I noticed this morning when I came downstairs get away from the donuts. What? What? Grifted that way.

Must be magnetism. Well this morning when we were eating breakfast he had a kind of a look on his face. Kind of smiling. Especially when we were talking about next week. I didn't notice any look.