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Leroy's Chemistry Set

The Great Gildersleeve · December 27, 1942 · 29 min · 4,947 words

The transcript of “Leroy's Chemistry Set”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast December 27, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Craft presents The Great Gilder Sleeve! Yeah! The Craft Cheese Company will also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night, present each week at this time. Harold Perry has The Great Gilder Sleeve, written by John Wheaton.

Well, here from The Great Gilder Sleeve in just a moment. Christmas is still in most of our minds these days, but after all, food is something we have to think about the year round. So even though the Christmas festivities are still going on in many of your homes, Let me say a word about parquet margarine, the delicious spread for bread made by craft.

You really shouldn't know about parquet margarine, especially in times like these, because parquet margarine is so economical and so downright good tasting too. Yes, parquet is the margarine with a very special flavor, it's so delicate and appetizing, so wholesome and good.

Just try parquet, spread on bread or rolls, and you'll quickly see what I mean. You see, parquet is the margarine that's made by craft, and you know that craft is famous for fine quality foods.

And remember, parquet is wholesome and nutritious, an excellent energy food that contains vitamin A. So order parquet tomorrow. Just ask for parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet margarine made by craft. While Christmas is over, New Year's is four days off, and in that lull that comes between the two, we find the great Gilder's sleeve.

As he lingers at the breakfast table, trying to get up enough steam to drag himself down to the office from Leroy comes the old refrain. What can I do, Ang? What can I do? Leroy, how can you say that?

It's only three days after Christmas. And over I don't know what to do. That's ridiculous. You've got all those presents. You got your erector, Seth? Yes. Go make something. What? I don't know. What? Do I have to tell you what to make?

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