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Vacation Plans on the House Boat

The Great Gildersleeve · June 14, 1950 · 29 min · 4,306 words

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He was moving around the office about as fast as Leroy's turtle. Mmm, mmm, mmm. But things began to pick up for the water commissioner when the mayor asked him if he'd mind taking his vacation right away.

Do I mind? Yeah, yeah. Bronco, she, I've got a lot of children. Where is everybody? You called me on? Yes, Leroy. Where are Marge, me, and her bridegroom? Mother asked swinging in the hammer. I put it up when they took it.

No, I'm love birds. I love birds. Well, love birds need a swing, Leroy. Have you asked me those two need a cage? Ah, Leroy, let's go out and talk to them. I'm taking my vacation this year the last two weeks in June.

That's soon! Oh boy, where are we going, huh? Well, let's talk it over with Marjorie and Bronco. Honey, back off a honeymoon. Leroy, a honeymoon isn't a vacation. What's the difference on both of them?

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