Summerfield Centennial Pageant

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Yes, Leroy. Come in. Thanks, Ench. I don't have to be in the Summerfield Centennial, do I? You, I says my boy. They're auditioning all the school kids for the pageant. They want me to be a singing Indian.

They're singing Indian? Leroy, I think you'd make a fine Indian. You kid, I don't have to sing to my own, do I? No, Leroy, why not? I'd just be wasting their time and my time.

No, you wouldn't, my boy. You don't think so? You're right, you'll be wasting your time. Keith, I don't have to do it, huh? Well, I think you should offer to be in it. You can't carry a tune, but you might carry a hatchet.

Yeah. Oh, I don't want to be in the old pageant. No, Leroy, the centennial is going to be quite a thing. There's an article here in the newspaper about the pageant. Pageants, magin. Here, listen to this.