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Anniversary Present

The Great Gildersleeve · May 6, 1953 · 28 min · 4,337 words

The transcript of “Anniversary Present”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast May 6, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gildest Leave. The Great Gildest Leave is brought to you partially transcribed by the Craft Foods Company. Craft makers of the one and only Miracle Whip salad dressing.

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More Miracle Whip is sold than the next 20 leading brands of salad dressing combined. Try it. Make your salads better tasting with the one and only Miracle Whip. Well, it's a mild morning in May in the town of Summerfield, and the great gilda sleeve is in no hurry to get to the office.

Ian and his nephew Leroy have inspected the daffodils, With the daffodils, check the three little blue eggs in the nest in the Rose trellis and they're making their way back to the house in the dewy grass.

Mmm, beautiful morning, Leeroy. Yeah. Spring is here. Spring sprung a month ago. Well, I'm just beginning to enjoy it. Look at this lawn, my boy. You'll have to get after it. Your ass is getting pretty high.

It's as long as your hair. Yeah. Why don't we take it down to Floyd's barber shop and get a clip? Yes, yes. Hey, there's Bronco just leaving the house. Oh? Goodbye, Barb. Heh heh, quite a couple.

Call me when you have a moment at the office. Okay, her. And her at home? I will. Why does he even bother to leave? No, Leroy. Oh, hello Mr. Guller-Sleeve. You're good morning Bronco. Hi, Leroy.

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