Cleaning Bullard's House

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of the attractive Miss Gloria McKinley. Consquently, he's taking quite a ribbing from his little family. No, my gee. I'm not upset because you had a date last night with that oily assistant manager of Hogan Brothers.

I know that, Anki. You were just upset because you had dates within five nights in a row. Well, she has to be diplomatic. After all, Mr. Kraus is her boss. Hey, Ench. Yes, Leroy. Why don't you give her a job in the Warmer Department?

They're going to be diplomatic to you. Leroy, I don't have to go to such lengths to get ahead of Hogan Brothers' assistant I don't understand what you see in that cross anyway. Him and his slick hair do.

He's nearly as handsome as I am. Well, is he? Do I have to answer that? I think Miss McKinley is very easily impressed, Donkey. After all, she considers an assistant manager a very important person.