Buying a Spray Gun

The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gildesleeve. The Great Gildesleeve is brought to you partially transcribed by the Craft Foods Company. Twenty years ago, the Craft Foods Company introduced a wonderful new salad dressing, a superbly smooth, delicious tasting salad dressing called Miracle Whip.

Miracle Whip was so remarkably good that it soon became the most popular salad dressing ever created. Now, Miracle Whip outsells the next 20 leading brands of salad dressing combined, and good cooks everywhere depend on it to make their salads better tasting.

To bring out the best in your salads, use the one and only Miracle Whip salad dressing. Well, it has always been a source of satisfaction to the great gilder sleeve, but such a fine state of harmony and mutual understanding exists between his own little family and that of his niece Marjorie next door.

They share many things, such as the apple pie, the water commissioner just polished off at dinner. You're right, George. That was a fine pie, Marjorie brought over, Bertie. Yes, then this Marjorie's getting to be a fine cook.

When she used to send things over here, I thought it was because Bronco wouldn't need him. Bertie, you'd better bake something for Marjorie, so she'll keep them coming. Yes, sir. I sent a cheese to play over there the other day.

Good idea. I'd like another of Marjorie's pies. What's so great about her pie? She probably bought it frozen. Well she had to throw it out didn't she Bertie? Yes sir. You want to look over today's mail with your second cup of coffee? Thank you Bertie.

Yeah I always like to look at the mail around the 15th of the month because nobody's telling you to pay something by the 10th. Yes sir. Say here's a fancy circular from the hardware store. Yeah I never can get out of a hardware store without buying something.