Transcripts › The Great Gildersleeve
The Great Gildersleeve · November 24, 1948 · 29 min · 4,468 words
The transcript of “Water Commissioner's Helicopter Flight”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast November 24, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
Machine transcript (may contain errors).
The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder's Leave. The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you by the Kraft Foods Company makers of Parquet Margarind. Millions of women all over America serve Parquet because it tastes so good.
Why Parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much. Two markets, two markets, you get from your head Home again, home again, try it someday You'll like it, you'll always like me to say That they were with Roger and me P-A-R-K-A-Y R-K-Margery made by Kraft Well, let's see what's doing with a great gilder's sleep
It's the morning to four Thanksgiving There's a white blanket on the ground A brown turkey in the oven An hour-o-toned water commissioner is in a holiday mood I'm gonna have to wait for breakfast. Okay, I'll wait until I time my shoelace.
Hurry up. Time and untied shoelaces wait for no man. Well, not bad before breakfast. Uncle Moore? Yes, Marjorie? Uncle Moore, just look at my hair. My goodness, is that your hair? What happened to it?
I shampooed it and there isn't enough water to rinse the soap out. Well, I have noticed the pressure's down a little. I wanted to look pretty for the Thanksgiving game tomorrow. What's wrong with the pressure?
That was so low last night I couldn't even take my bath. Heh. Leroy, let's not say that like it's the only thing you have to be thankful for. But you just have to do something about it, Enki?
I'll call Charlie Anderson the reservoir as soon as I get to the office. But the soap's drying. How will I wash it out? Why do you want to wash the soap out, Lord? It looks better all good up.
98 more paragraphs, about 27 more minutes of the episode. Potato Plus is every episode on demand from any moment, every transcript in full and unlimited transcript search, for $5 a month.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listKeep listening with Potato Plus: every episode, on demand, from any moment.
Potato Plus opens soon: join the listAll The Great Gildersleeve transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive
New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.