Leroy's Pony

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Well, to the great Gildesleeves nephew Leroy, it seems like a year, but it has only been a few days since Aunt Hattie wrote that she was sending Leroy a pony. A real live pony. You can imagine what this has done to the water commissioner's household.

Yeah, believe me Leroy, there's no pony in the mailbox. First company, my kid. You will, my boy. Would you have to be patient? Gosh, I've been patient all week. You hear, I don't stick your arm up the mail chute.

Last time we had to call the fire department. Okay, Aki. Yes, Aki. Aki, where are we going to keep a pony? You have, Aki. Yeah, that's a good question. We'll have to keep them in the garage, I guess, for the time being.

Hey, key, Mark. In the garage? Well, we have a two car garage and only one car. This should be room for a little more horsepower in there. You won't think it's funny if the pony starts eating your tires and things.

Ah, you're thinking about a goat. Say, speaking of goats, I wonder if Judge Hooker had lent us his trailer to Holopony Home. That'd be just the thing. I could have a tailgate and everything. What's a tailgate?