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The Great Gildersleeve · December 22, 1948 · 29 min · 4,342 words
The transcript of “Christmas Eve at Gildersleeve's”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast December 22, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleeze. The Great Gilder Sleeze is brought to you by the Kraft Foods Company makers of Parquet Margarant. Millions of women all over America serve Parquet because it tastes so good.
Why Parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much. Do market, do market, do get some parquet Home again, home again, try it today You'll like it, do love it like millions who say They're favorite margarine P-A-R-K-A-Y Parquet margarine made by Kraft Hahaha Now let's see what's doing at the Great Gilder's Leaves House this morning
Deckful halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la la la Well, the great man seems as jolly as sadder himself as he and his niece and nephew move the furniture around the parlor to make room for the Christmas tree.
Love you, dear Leroy. Give me a hand with his couch. I'll lift and you shove. Okay, I'll hold down the rod, Gunky. All right, my drink. Leroy on the count of three, push. One, two, Roy, I thought you were gonna push.
You never got to three. Oh, my goodness. Well, that's far enough anyway, Gunky. It's more room than we had last year. Well, we need more room. It's baby's first Christmas, so we're going to have a bigger tree than we've ever had.
Oh, that'll be wonderful. You bet. Her real parents may not be around to provide these things, but by George, it's going to be a Christmas you remember. Nine months? I don't remember anything until I was six years old.
I could answer that, Leroy, but I feel too good this morning. Well, I better get going after that tree. Hey, how can I go on? Sure, Leroy. We'll need a lot of hands to get this tree home.
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