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Gildersleeve vs Golf

The Great Gildersleeve · November 5, 1952 · 29 min · 4,310 words

The transcript of “Gildersleeve vs Golf”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast November 5, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gilder Sleeves. The Great Gilder Sleeves is brought to you partially transcribed by the Craft Foods Company. Seeing's believing and tasting's believing. So try Craft's wonderful new parquet margarine tomorrow.

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Your grocer has craft's new Parquet margarine in the new blue package. You'll love the way it tastes, you'll love the way it spreads. As City Water Commissioner, the great gilder sleeve is a fairly important person in Summerfield, but he has never been invited to participate in any of Mayor Tewilliger's social activities.

Consequently, it was quite a plum when the Mayor asked him to play golf at the Country Club. You ride George Gillis' lead. You really scored. Isn't everybody who gets invited to play golf with the boss?

Yeah, where are my clubs? Must be here in the garage somewhere. Hi, huh? Hello, Levi. What are you doing clearing out the garage? Yeah, I'm looking for something. A car? No, my golf clubs. Your old uncle has been paid a great honor.

Yeah? His honor Mayor Tuiliger has invited the Water Commissioner to his country club. What's the matter? They got a leaky pipe? Watch it, young man. Yeah, let's see now. Not kidding, monkey. I really got to play golf with the mayor.

Yep. I want me to meet him on the first tee at one o'clock. I may just be in for a promotion, my boy. Oh, you dreamer. Well, the facts speak for themselves. You didn't ask any of the other commissioner to play golf with him.

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