Cousin Bert Sends Leroy a Great Dane

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There's quite a bit of excitement around the great Gilda Sleeves house a few days ago when a telegram arrived from Canada. You know how it is when a telegram arrives. Hurry up and open it, Ench!

I'm trying, Julie Roy. Get your sum out of the envelope. Who's it from, McChills Lee? And it's C. Yeah, from Cuss and Burt, way up in Canada. in Canada. And you read it on course you're written in Canadian. So you know Canadians speak English the same as we do.

Only kidding. What does the person say? He says I'm sending you a little surprise from the great Dominion of Canada regards birth. It's that night. Gosh, what are you supposed to do? I have many idea because in birth has done awfully well in Canada.

Yeah. He started out as a trapper and then he found some gold and then he went into timber. Why do you go into the timber? The Monopolyse after him? Okay. They found a lot of oil up there lately.

Hey, maybe, son. Could be some oil stock. Ride George Birdie. Yeah, sir. Let's get Cousin Bird's picture out of the attic and put it on the piano. Yeah, sir. Cousin Bird was always my favorite cousin.