Trying to Name the Twins

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Last week, the great Gilda sleeves niece Marjorie became the mother of twins. Yep, a boy and a girl. Of course Marjorie and the twins are still in the hospital, but Leroy, Bertie and the proud water commissioner are happily discussing the wonderful new family.

Yeah, I can't get over it, Bernie. To him. Yes, sir. Yeah, I can't wait for him to come home. They'll do a lot for this house. They've done a lot for me already. Yeah, what's this Leroy?

I've been elected president of my class. You have? Ain't that nice. Yeah. Kids all look up to me because I'm the uncle of twins. No other kid in school can make that statement. Yeah. Yeah, I wonder if they've grown any since I saw them this afternoon.

We'll know when Mr. Bronco gets home from the hospital. He'd measure them if they let him get behind that glass. They sure are particular with them. We'll see you'll show having babies if you can't play with them.

Yeah, at least you don't play with them right away, my boy. First couple of weeks, you just look at them. They sure are cute. The minutes in there is hell of one for me to look at.