Gildy Going to Europe

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In fact, he's thinking of asking Leroy to play a little catch before dinner. Yes, sir. I'll burn a few across the plate and work up an appetite. Yes, Freddy. Yeah, it's me. How, Bertie? Because I knew it wasn't me right. He's already come home.

Where is he, Bertie? Oh, he's gone again. He went over to Moam's Pettibone's lawn. Oh, he did, huh? You know, I don't mind him mowing the judge's lawn and Leela's. But I wish you wouldn't do Mrs. Pettibone's.

Why? Maybe some of that high society will rub off on Lea Roy while he's over there. Bertie, Mrs. Pettibone is no more important to some of field society than I am to... Well, did the water works. Let's remember that.

Yeah. Hello, Leroy. Aren't you home a little early? Well, I thought we might have a game of catch before dinner. Heck, I'm bush for moon. Mrs. Peggone's big lawn. What's dinner, Bernie? I better go put it on. I bet you're a hunter.