Mysterious Girl on the Bus

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That's Parquet, P-A-R-K-A-Y. Parquet, Marcher, and made by Craft. Well, for the last few weeks now, the Great Gilder's Leave has been playing the role of amateur detective. A few days ago, he surprised everyone, including himself, by actually capturing a jewel thief.

That night, the astounded citizens of Summerfield could scarcely believe their ears when they heard over their radios. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Brock Morton the Gilda Sleeve. Good evening ladies.

Mr. Gilda Sleeve, step a little closer to the microphone. You're going closer. Oh yeah. Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Thank you Leroy and I'll sit down. That's my little nephew. Mr. Gilda Sleeve, sir, Summerfield is very proud of you tonight for trapping this dangerous criminal.

It wasn't so much. I just captured him single-handed. That's all. Mr. Gillis, would you mind telling us in your own words just how you did? In my own words, not at all. You see, I disguised myself as Eddie the gardener, and there I was, hiding in the petunia bed.

When oops, gruff, gruff, gruff, and excuse me. There, there, oop, wrong page. Well, there I was hiding in the petunia bed when I saw the suspicious character. Well, I coolly adjusted my putty nose, then I...