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Cousin Emily Comes for a Visit

The Great Gildersleeve · August 27, 1952 · 29 min · 4,272 words

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to the great guilty sleeve. He's now listening to the repercussions from the little family. No, my dream your room is vacant, you know, but I didn't even know such a person as cousin Emily existed Well, I wouldn't so fewer myself until I checked the family album her pictures there all right not a bad looking girl

Yes, we really what's confusing you is that MIDI blouse she's wearing cousin Emily must be in her middle 30s now Little younger than I am Isn't. Is there has been coming with her unkey? I don't think so.

She just said she'd be stopping over for a couple of days. I shall wonder how a relative can smell a vacant room 2000 miles away. I bet she has her nose like a bloodhound. Now Leroy.

We know soon, that's why I can use that room. Leroy Forrester. Well. That'll do, Leroy. But gosh, how if we were just beginning to have fun together? Just you and me, when nobody in the house tells us what to do.

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