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Jolly Boys Election

The Great Gildersleeve · February 24, 1954 · 30 min · 4,003 words

The transcript of “Jolly Boys Election”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast February 24, 1954. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft food company makers of Parquet Marjorin presents Willard Waterman as the great Gildesleeves. The great Gildesleeves is brought to you transcribed by the craft food company. Did you know that more women serve crafts, Parquet Marjorin last year than any other brand? That's a fact.

And here's why. Parquet is the margarine that looks wonderful, tastes wonderful, and spreads smoothly even when ice cold. This year the craft folks want to make even more friends for Parquet. I'll tell you later how you can order glamorous powers model 60-gauge nylon stockings at less than half price.

Every time you buy crass delicious, parquet margarons, upper burning brightly tonight, and passageways by can hear the not too melodious strains of familiar songs as sung by the great guilty sleeve and his cronies, the jolly boy.

Really high and slow. There's Judge Hooker to lend dignity. Barbara Floyd Munson who lends the room. Chief of Police Gates, we deserve law and order. And our friendly neighborhood, drugists, Mr. Peevey. Peevey, we'll break love dreams.

We'll be fine with it. We're great finish, Chief. Thank you, Commissioner. Yeah, the Chief's got a voice as clear as a bell, a dive in bell. Now, Floyd. I'm in good voice tonight, myself. Don't you think so, Peevey?

Judge, that's not standin' agin'. Look, fellas, why don't we get on with the meeting? Somebody may have some business to take up. Yeah, let's get the dull stuff over with. Somebody call us to order.

Oh, who's president? He is president. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. What an organization. Well, the meeting's called to order. Who has some business? That I... We need a... Good. Let's sing another song. Maybe you didn't ask me.

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