Birdie May Move to Marjorie's House

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Yesterday, for instance, she had to go out shopping so she got birdie to sit with her small twins. Of course, it's pretty hard for a wonderful housekeeper like Bertie to do nothing but sift. Gee, I can never thank you enough for what you did, Bertie.

Oh, I didn't do nothing, Miss Marge. Yeah, I just sat with the twin. Ucky, when I came home, Bertie had done my laundry. Yeah, that's so. Oh, Bertie didn't do nudge. You just sat with the twin.

And she ironed some things so beautifully. Things that I never seemed to do right. Yeah, that's Bertie. Bertie didn't do much but sit with the twin. And on top of that, do you know what else she did?

She cleaned my entire house. Well, Birdie's a jewel. Oh, Birdie did do not but sit with the trend. And do a little washing. And ironing. And cleaning. You know what? Birdie is a jewel. I've never seen anyone so competent and with such a wonderful disposition.