Leroy's Paper Route

Crap presents the Great Gilder's Leaves. Yeah. Hahaha. Each week at this time the Crap Cheese Company presents for your enjoyment, Harold Perry is the Great Gilder's Leaves, written by Leonard Evans. We'll hear from the Great Gilder's Leaves in just a moment.

But first let me remind you, the fall is coming in winter too. And when chilly winter weather really comes, your family is going to need plenty of wholesome nourishing energy food. Now, one reliable and economical source of energy is Parquet Margarind, made by craft.

Yes, this delicious new margarind called Parquet is a protective food of high nutritional value, and to make it even better for you, craft adds important vitamin A to Parquet Margarind's natural goodness, 9,000 units to every single pound.

Now, of course, all this wholesome food value wouldn't do much good if your family didn't like Parquet Margarind. Well, we think they will. Thousands of American families do. Yes, they like Parquet-Margarind's delicate satisfying flavor for table use for baking and for pan frying.

Best of all, Parquet-Margarind is economical, yet it's made by craft to the same high standards as all craft food products. But why not find out for yourself? Yes, why not try a pound or two of wholesome nourishing Parquet-Margarind tomorrow?

Just ask for Par-K. P-A-R-K-A-Y. And now for the adventures of the great gilderslave. Yes, now I'll check the grocery bill. Nine and nine is 18 and eight is 28.

No, 26. And seven is, let me see, 33 and five is 33. What are you doing, Arthur? Oh, no, I've lost my place. Sorry, I disturbed you. Yeah, that's all right, Marjorie. I was just checking your household expenses.