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Gildy and Hooker Feud at Christmas

The Great Gildersleeve · December 16, 1953 · 29 min · 4,452 words

The transcript of “Gildy and Hooker Feud at Christmas”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast December 16, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft food company presents Willard Waterman as the great Gildesleeve. The great Gildesleeve is brought to you transcribed by the craft foods company. Craft, makers and importers of the world's favorite cheese now brings you a triumph of cheese making.

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I see Mr. Gilsey coming down the street on his way home from the office. He'll be hungry as usual and Britney's going to have everything he likes for dinner. You know why? It's not long to a Christmas.

I hope Mr. Gilsey notices the holly wreath I put on the door. Hello, Bertie. Hey, Mr. Gilsey. Say, that's a nice wreath you've got on the door. Looks real Christmassy. Thank you, sir. Glad you noticed it.

Well, I couldn't miss it with the arrow pointing to it. No, sir. I put up the arrow, punk. Yeah, hello, Leroy. Hi. No, Christmas is coming. I'm well aware of it, my boy. Oh, here. Let me take your hat and coat.

Yeah. Leroy, you take his hat and I'll take you. Take his hat and I'll take his coat. Okay. Such service. Yes, there. Now brush it off before I hang it up. Ha ha ha. Mom, you need a shine.

Here, let me brush off your shoes. If you're so anxious, I'll take them off and you can give them a real shine. Anything you say, Ench? I'm gonna get your house slippers, Mr. Gilsey. You don't trouble yourself, Bertie.

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