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Haunted House

The Great Gildersleeve · April 20, 1949 · 29 min · 3,724 words

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The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleece! The Great Gilder Sleece was brought to you by the Kraft Foods Company makers of Par-K Margarine.

Millions of women all over America serve Par-K because it tastes so good. And now in many states you can buy this delicious Par-K Margarine in yellow quarter pound sticks. Yes, the same spread that tastes so good.

Now comes in handy quarter pound sticks, Already colored a rich golden yellow, And ready to serve. That's Par-K, P-A-R-K-A-Y, Par-K Marjor and made by Kraft. Well, let's see what's going on in the great Gilder sleephouse all this fine spring morning.

The great man and his little family are just finishing breakfast when they hear the familiar sound of the mailman's whistle. Mailman? Oh my goodness, hockin' one small boy makes so much noise. Oh, it just comes natural to little Leroy.

Er... Leroy, it isn't necessary to shut... Oh, I gotta package a big one too! Package? Oh yes, yes, I've been expecting that. Let me have it, my boy. What's in it, Anki? You'll see. It's something I set away for.

What is it, a reducing set? Leroy... Of course not. Gee, El, tell us what it is. You just have to wait till I open it, my boy. It's sort of a surprise. It is? She hurry up.

There. What do you think of that, Leroy? Gosh, a detective said. Yeah. Look at all that stuff. Her hand cuffs fingerprint powder disguises and a book on crime detection. That's right. It's an eagle-eye detective institute.

Do you like it, my boy? I sure do. She thanks a lot. I've always wanted one of these. Well, this isn't for you, Leroy. It's for me. What? Oh, Uncle. Well, since I caught that bank right there, Since I caught that bank robber a few weeks ago, I sort of got interested in this sort of thing.

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