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Fortune Teller

The Great Gildersleeve · March 1, 1942 · 29 min · 4,849 words

The transcript of “Fortune Teller”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast March 1, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Craft presents the great gildersley! The Craft Cheese Company will also bring you Bing Crosby every Thursday night present each week at this time Harold Perry is the great gildersley written by Leonard Allevenson. Now let's visit our friend the great gildersley who's at the Bundles for Blue Jackets Bazaar preparing to do his bit by acting as the barter at the booth where the privy girls are going to sell kisses.

Well, so this is my buffet. You know, Marjorie, I think it's going to be fun selling kisses. This is the first time I've heard of it, often, more. Key, who are you going to sell your kisses to?

Uncle Lord isn't going to do the kissing, Leroy. I thought I was wrong about that. Yeah. Yeah. There are going to be a dozen beautiful young ladies to do the work, Leroy. Incidentally, Marjorie, it would be a good salesman.

That's all I should know about. What are you talking about, you know? Now, don't you think that, you know, I guess, free samples are out? Yeah. She was friend of Buckro, which Macronick can get just as daddy on a dime's worth of taffy.

Yes. You know what, the more that wasn't a bad idea, Leroy? About you kissing any of the ladies? We could charge a dollar a fee. No, my dear. Why not, uncle? Because I pay a dollar myself, not to kiss the type of woman who would pay a dollar to kiss me.

Oh, with Mark, I got you lemonade stand all fixed up for you. But if we get the big crowd, I don't think three lemons are going to be enough. You better get some more, Bertie.

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