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Weight Problems

The Great Gildersleeve · October 18, 1950 · 29 min · 3,877 words

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Mr. Gil's leave, he ain't here, why don't he say so? Tonight, in a new fall and winter series of Wednesday evening broadcasts, the Craft Foods Company presents Willard Waterman as the Great Gildersleeve. The Great Gildersleeve is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company, makers of Parquet Marjorin and all those other wonderful craft quality foods.

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This morning, the Greek guilty sleeve took his little nephew Leroy down to Hogan Brothers Department store to buy him a suit. And while he was there, he bought one for himself, Did he have it wrapped?

Not the water commissioner. He's wearing it home and it's quite as soon. You bet. Latest thing. Dilpickle Green. Here what for, my boy? There's not so many people over there. Well, you and that suit weren't in this crowd as dangerous for a little kid.

They get to look at you and walk right over me. Now, Leroy, let's not be jealous. You have a fine suit too? Holy cow, want that color. Dilt, pickle, green. You could wear that to a masquerade party.

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