Selling the Drugstore

Clap, present the Great Gilder's Leap! The craft chief company will also bring you Bingfrods. We have returns tonight present each week at this time Harold Perry of The Great Gilder's Leap, written by Leonard Ellaven.

Now let's visit our friend, The Great Gilder's Leap as he prepares to have breakfast this morning with his niece and nephew, Marjorie and Leroy. Good morning, my dear. Good morning, Leroy. Happy George Washington birthday, Aunt.

If what? Oh, yes, of course. Today's the 22nd. Same to you, Leroy. They pretty thick something special for breakfast, just because it's a holiday, Aunt Lemort, so we sure noticed it. Oh, you can't help noticing her special fixes, Margery.

You weren't here for dinner on St. Valentine's Day, but she served a liver in the shape of a heart. Yeah, and on Lincoln's birthday, he piled a bacon on toast up like a log cabin.

like a log cabin. Yeah. Yes, but he takes such pains to make everything look so appropriate. I think she's coming now. Oh, yes. Morning everybody. Morning everybody. Oh, well, good morning, Bertie. What's this? No prunes for breakfast?

No, sir. I cannot tell a lie. Them's cherries. Oh, well, I see. I suppose you'll bring in little hatchets to break the eggs. No, sir. That's not. And we have an election denominator. Election denominator?

What's that? It's the kind you don't put on the fire till you see the white to the egg. It's a part of revolutionary dish. Oh yeah. That sounds very good for the Constitution. Do you get it?

Yes, sir. Here's your napkin. Oh, how nice. Red napkins and Leroy, white ones around the mike and a blue one for me. Gee, buddy, you certainly got the spirit of 76 today. I bet you baked the cake and the shape of my mornin'.