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So perhaps I should count Brock Morton P. Gildersley, the local water commissioner, a blessing. I would except it's getting so I can't even depend on him. He's late again. There he is. Well, he can just wait until I powder my nose for the third time.

All right, all right. I'm coming. Well, hello. Come in, Troc Morton. Yeah, thank you. You mightn't change the door. You kept me waiting, standing out there in the cold. You don't know how close you are being out in the cold.

Hey. What's that? Do you realize you're a half hour late? You, well, I was downtown and wanted to phone you. So? Yeah, I stopped at the corner phone booth, but I didn't have a dime.

Yeah, I didn't want to lose the booth, so I gave a fellow 50 cents to get me some change and he never came back. Brock Morton, you're so gullible. Yeah. I should have been suspicious when he stopped and messed me for a cup of coffee.