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The Great Gildersleeve · January 19, 1949 · 29 min · 4,373 words
The transcript of “Trip to the Dentist”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast January 19, 1949. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Kraft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder's Leave. The Great Gilder's Leave is brought to you by the Kraft Foods Company makers of Parquet Margarine. Millions of women all over America serve Parquet because it tastes so good.
Why Parquet tastes like it should cost twice as much. To market, to market, to get some Parquet, home again, home again, try it today. You like it, you love it like millions who say their favorite margarind is.
P-A-R-K-A-Y, Par-K margarind made by Kraft. Well, it's a chilly evening in Summerfield. On the lawn's little snowmen huddled close to the ground, droopy and grey. Also, a little droopy after a hard day's work at the water department, the great gilder sleeve gets out of his car and trudges up the front walk.
Another day another dollar. Unless Congress raises taxes again. There's a lot of ice on the sidewalk. More slippery than I thought. Hey, this is like glass. I might just get up these steps without falling.
Hey, that was close. Hope I can make it to the front door. Made it. Safe at home. Marbles. Marbles all over the hall floor. Leroy. I don't know yet, Bertie. Oh, oh, marbles.
I bet you had slipped on him. Well, that could be Bertie. Where's Leroy? He's upstairs in his room. Then he ain't feeling so good. When I get through with him, he'll feel a lot worse.
Leroy? Ready or not, here I come. Young man, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times. Young man, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to leave your things scattered over the floor.
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