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Fishing Trip to Grass Lake

The Great Gildersleeve · May 17, 1950 · 29 min · 3,715 words

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That's the great man who will testify, it was quite a wedding. You bet. I'm still shaking rice out of my shoes. And, since the current issue of Looked magazine has pictures of the ceremony, the Water Commissioner now settles himself in his easy chair, magazine in hand, to relive that joyous event.

Uhh, uhh, uhh. Yes, sir, I manage the whole wedding single-handed. There is a lot of it I don't remember. The driver of a car never gets to look at the scenery. Hahaha! Oh yes, my boy, I suppose you want to look at the wedding pictures.

No, I've seen them already. I wanna show you something else! Fuck here! I bet I know what's coming. Find the seven faces in this picture and win a Shetland pony. Nope, that might even be...

Oh, here. Look at that! Oop! The boy dressed in fish. What a picture! Yeah, he's got strings of fish all around him. He's looking, hm? Mmm, double breast with halibut. That's one, Halibut. They're not.

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