Water Commissioner's Radio Speech

The craft foods company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilderslee. Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh. The Great Gilderslee is brought to you by the craft foods company makers of the famous cheese food, Bal Vita. Everybody goes for Bal Vita's rich yet mild cheddar cheese flavor in snacks and sandwiches and in hot dishes.

And hidden in that swell cheese flavor are important nutrients for milk. That's why smart home makers keep Bal Vita on hand regularly. to spread or slice and to melt for grand economical hot dishes. Tomorrow, get Falvita, the cheese food of craft quality.

Did you ever have one of those days when everything seems to go wrong? Well, that's the way it's been with a great gilder's leave this morning. First of all, he cut his chin while shaving, and his car wouldn't start.

And then when he finally got to the office, one hour late, he found that his secretary, Bessie, was even later. Where is that girl, just when I meet her? worked, piled up all over this office. That's twice this week she's been late.

You'll probably come in and say her alarm clock didn't go off. Well I'll tell. Good morning Mr. Gilda Sleece. Good afternoon, Bessie. Huh? Bessie do you realize you're one and a half hour late? I'm sorry Mr. Gilda Sleece. My alarm clock didn't go off.

Oh my goodness. That's no excuse Bessie. What do you think people did before they invented alarm clocks? They went to work in those days too you know. How do you suppose they woke up? I don't know, Mr. Gildesly. How did they wake up?

Well, I... Let's not stand around asking who is Questlove Bessie. There's work to be done. Yes, sir. What are you staring at me for? Because you're chilling in your shape this morning. I know that Bessie.