A Fish Story

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Leroy has the sports section in the comics and the great man has the financial section, which carries the crossword puzzle on the back. Leroy. Yeah? What's an eight letter word for an African Andy here?

I'll bet you don't know how to spell it. Crossword puzzle. Leroy, I'm just testing you to see that you learned at school. Hi, tomorrow. All right. The cornfish. Swordfish in grass lake? Let me see.

Leroy, this wasn't caught in grass lake. It was caught in Florida. Well, sure, but it shows their bicep. It's a lot of fun. Six o'clock. Mr. Baxter, big if they can last Saturday. You know, how many sword-fisted they catch?

Well, they didn't catch anything, but they weren't fishing. Leroy, a fish hasn't been caught in grass, lake, in three years. Besides, you have to practice a piano tomorrow morning. Oh, gosh. Tell a little kid how one day off the weekend tour was every Saturday.