Gildy Drives a Mercedes

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favorite pajamas p-a-r-k-a-y par-k-majaran made by craft and well let's see what's doing with the great gilders leave this morning right now the great man is backing the family car out of the garage lirel get out and close the garage door oh can't we leave them open you heard me young man unless you want to walk to

school Don't keep us going to be late. That's not my fault, Marjorie. I told you to hurt. And lock the doors, Leroy. OK. Hurry up. Move over, Marjorie. Take out all the room. Don't drop dead.

What, look like you? You little wafer. Quiet, both of you. And sit still while I back out. Tight squeeze, backing out of here. Oh, my goodness. I ran over the garden hose. Now who left that hose lying across the driveway?

Answer me. What careless person did that? You did, Ench. You do. Remember when you wanted the lawn yet? All right, Leroy, don't rub it in. Marjorie, look and see if any cars are coming down the street.

There's nobody coming, Ench. I know that. Oh, here we go. T- What's the matter? How do I know? Darn car. It'll be late for school. For goodness' sake, I'm doing the best I can.

Of course, Bertie. I'm just doing this for my help. Ow! Maybe somebody ought to get out and push. Leroy? What? Push the car? Oh, maybe if you and Marjorie both? Me push this dirty old car down the street, Anki.