Gildy Earns Christmas Money Selling Insurance

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Carpenters of Christmas are beginning to appear in the shop windows, and the great gildest leave is painfully conscious of this as he walks down the street this morning. One of the penalties our water commissioner pays for his popularity is the long list of Christmas presents he must buy.

Right, George, the stores look great. The man doesn't want to be tempted. He should walk down the street with a sack over his head. He even PV has the windows all tricked up. What does the sign say?

Come in today and take advantage of PV's after Christmas sale. After Christmas? Oh. You understand? What can I do for you today? You can explain why you have that sign in the window. to get curious people like you in the store.

Phoebe, I'm not curious. You're in the store. Why are you having an after Christmas sale before Christmas? Well, if I don't sell this stuff before Christmas, I'll have to put it on sale after Christmas.

If I not sell it now. Phoebe, you're pretty sure. I think so. At least I'm a month ahead of the other merchant. What can I tell you, Mr. Giveness me? Oh, don't start on me yet.