Gildy the Athlete

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He'd be out of junior high school every afternoon watching football practice. Because he dreams of the day when Leroy will make football headlines, and there's no greater dreamer than the great Gilda Slade. Ready! Stand the camera, Mr. Gell, please.

Yeah. Is Leroy come home from football practice? I don't think so. The refrigerator ain't been rated. Well, the coach could have kept some of the team a little late. Yes, sir. You know, this is the day he was to pick the squad to go to Center City next week.

Yes, sir. Mr. Geltley, you think Leroy would not make that squat? Or how could he miss? The coach was taking 24 players, and only 26 out for football. Well, Leroy ain't been working at it very hard.

Oh, he'll make it ready. He has to. Commissioner Hogan was in today bragging about his boy. He's on the first team. That's right. He says they call his son, Hurry Up Hogan, because he can run faster than the other boys.