Gildy Stays Home Sick

The Craft Foods Company presents Harold Perry as the Great Gilder Sleep. The Great Gilder Sleep is brought to you by the Craft Foods Company, makers of Parquet Margarine.

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Their flavor at margarine. P-A-R-K-A-Y, Par-K margarine made by Kraft. Well, it's early morning in Summerfield, and the little town has stirred itself awake, ready to greet another day. And what does the great gilder sleeve doin'?

What's that? Oh, it is long. Better get up, I guess. It looks like a beautiful day outside. Too nice to go to work.

Little Robin out there. He wants to say hello. Hello, little Robin. I wish I were you and I would not have to go to the office. You could just spend the whole day looking for big fat worms.

You'd be nice to just loaf around the house all day. I don't know. No use wishing. The only time I get to stay home from work is when I'm sick. So what's the use of it?

Maybe I could call up and tell the mayor I'm sick. That wouldn't be telling the truth. Huh? Do you have a little headache? Could lead to a cold? Cold could lead to the ammonia? Maybe I'd better stay home wouldn't want to catch the ammonia.

Ehhh, your sly gillers leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Bertie. Well, I hope he hurries up. I'm already the snotty thing. Go ahead and cook him, Bertie. I'll eat him. I know you wouldn't, Leroy, but you've had enough.