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Miss Mc Kinley of the Complaint Dept

The Great Gildersleeve · June 25, 1952 · 30 min · 4,162 words

The transcript of “Miss Mc Kinley of the Complaint Dept”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast June 25, 1952. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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But that's nothing compared to the amount of debris he can accumulate in his room. All winter the great guildously was after Leroy to clean out his quarters, but his nephew begged off until school was out.

Now that school has been out a couple of weeks, The water commissioner has had to put his foot down. Well, he did a fair job cleaning the junk out of his room. Now I'd better go outside and see if he burned the stuff.

Oh my goodness. Look at that pile of comic books and boxes by the incinerator. I think the incinerator is there. I have to burn the pile myself, I suppose. City official should keep a tidy backyard, this election year.

Hey, hello, welcome aboard. Oh, good morning, Margie. Didn't see you. It just came out to me as you think on the clothesline. Those things belong to the twins or the Bronco? To the twins. Oh, glad George they're growing.

Were you right back into your house this morning? I am thinking. You're supposed to burn all this junk that came out of his room. I guess I'll have to stuff it and incinerate it. You say it is.

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