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The Great Gildersleeve · April 29, 1953 · 30 min · 4,325 words
The transcript of “Bottled Water Company Stock”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast April 29, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Oh, it's getting close to the first of the month, the time when a great many people start worrying about their bills. But to Summerfield's Water Commissioner, it's the time when he starts worrying about how Mayor Tewilliger will receive his monthly water report.
Well, that's it, Mr. Mayor. All 19 pages of it. Mmm-hmm. What do you think, Your Honor? It's an excellent report, Gilda Sleece. Well, thank you. I checked it very carefully. And there's not a single misspelled word.
Very commendable. And the addition seems to be unusually accurate. Yes, sir. Last month of I recall 7 and 12 made 10. I can explain that, Mr. Mayor. I added the number of the page to something we bought on the tenth of the month.
Yes, I see. You'll notice this month that I've kept the expenses down. The water commissioner doesn't let the city's money leak through his fingers. Well, guilty of this is a very good report. Yes, thank you.
With one exception. Oh, this month I notice our consumers haven't used as much water. Well, the revenue has fallen off. How do you account for it? Well, it's there for them to use. I can lead a customer to water, but I can't make him drink.
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