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Unwilling Witness

The Great Gildersleeve · October 28, 1953 · 30 min · 3,859 words

The transcript of “Unwilling Witness”, an episode of The Great Gildersleeve first broadcast October 28, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Great Gildersleeve plays The Great Gildersleeve free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The craft food company makers of Parquet Marjorand present Willard Waterman as the great Yieldersleeves. The great Yieldersleeves brought you transcribed by the craft food company. Are you serving craft's Parquet Marjorand at your house? If not, we'd like to suggest you try it soon. Parquet is the Marjorand millions prefer because it looks wonderful, tastes wonderful, and spreads smoothly even when ice cold.

Another reason for serving parquet regularly is because every time you buy a pound of parquet, you can order a pair of famous powers modeled nylon stockings at half price. I'll have more to tell you later about this sensational offer by Parquet Marjorand.

This leave is right when he says there's no place like summerpier. The town isn't too big and it isn't too small, and the people are pretty much the same way, not too big and not too busy to stop and pass the time of day.

Just as the water commissioner is doing with his friend, Mr. Peevey. Hello, Peevey. Yeah, no, Mr. Gailersley. How can I do for you this morning? How about a cup of coffee? I tell you, tell me, I've already poured it.

Good. Peevey, you know my habits pretty well. Yeah, but don't worry. I won't tell anybody about it. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, this coffee tastes a little weak. I don't know why, yes, it is coffee usually tastes a little strong.

Is this the coffee I was drinking yesterday? Well, this is the coffee you're drinking today. I mean, did you make it yesterday? I didn't make it at all. They sent it to me from Brazil.

Maybe I didn't put in as much coffee this morning as I thought I did. You what? I was wearing my bifocals and perhaps I was looking through the reading part. It makes the scoop look twice as wide.

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