Leroy's Girl - Jo Mac

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To bring out the best in your salads, use the one and only Miracle Whip salad dressing. Here it is September, about the time boys and girls are thinking about returning to school. The great Gilda sleeves nephew Leroy doesn't like to think about it, but as long as he has He has some very unusual thoughts on the subject.

Hey, how school starts next week, you know? Yes, I know, Leroy. I want to talk to you about this school business. Hello? I got an idea. Young man, you are not going off and joining the foreign Legion.

You go to school the way I had to. I'm not trying to get out of going to school. Why, I wouldn't blame such a thing. You wouldn't it? Oh, no, Hank. No, work. I realize the importance of an education.

I appreciate all the sacrifices you made to help me get it. Leroy, you're after something. Yeah. What is it? I want to change schools. Change schools? The teachers are just getting used to you. You're passing.

Sorry for me. In nonsense. My boy never changed schools in the middle of an education. Especially when you're passing. I can't change schools. But Leroy, there's not another school in this neighborhood. Well, I want to go to who's on the other side of town.