Guess the Number of Beans Contest

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In fact, it's about time to invite their friends in. So this morning Marjorie is over discussing plans for the housewarming with her uncle. Anki, can I ask Bertie to help me with refreshments tomorrow evening?

Yes, indeed, my dear. And I'd like to borrow your blue willow cups and saucers. Anything you like? We're short of dishes, and we've invited practically everybody we know. I choose near your head, Maurice. More people here get the bigger the loot.

Oh, Leroy. Well, I agree with the boy, my true. I'm not mercenary, but I am practical. As a matter of fact, I took the liberty of inviting a few people myself. Do my house warn me?

Onkyou didn't. You're inviting people she doesn't even know? I know them, Leroy. They're old customers of the water department. Oh, what did you do if they don't show up with a present? Turn off their water?