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The Great Gildersleeve · May 28, 1947 · 29 min · 3,835 words
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The Craft Food Company presents Harold Terry as The Great Gilder Sleeve. The Great Gilder Sleeve is brought to you by The Craft Food's Company, makers of Far K. Marjorin. Everyday millions of women all over America serve Far K. Marjorin because it tastes so good.
To market, to market, to get some parking Home again, home again, try it today You like it, you love it like millions who say Their favorite margarine is... ...Parky! RK-Marcharant, P-A-R-K-A-Y, it's wonderful! Now let's join the great Gilder sleeve.
It's a beautiful Saturday afternoon in May. But where is he? In his office, his desk's strewn with papers getting ready the June 1st report of the water department. Oh, uh, uh, who left that confound at door open. I told that word.
Well, I'm glad to know one city official that takes his duty seriously. How are you, Mr. Gildesley? I don't want any insurance. I know. I only called purvis. I told you last time I'm carrying all I can handle.
I know Mr. Gildesley. Oh, set that briefcase and get out of here. I'm busy. Mr. Gildesley, if I have certain responsibilities as an insurance man. But away that briefcase, I mean it. Oh, please. You're an old customer of mine, and it's my duty to tell you about a policy we're discontinuing.
After June 15, no more retroactive savings policies will be sold by indestructible life. Glad to hear. Now get those papers off my desk so I can get back on. You'll be interested in hearing why we're discontinuing the policy.
The company was losing too much money on it. That's fine. Now get out. Oh, you're a man I always enjoyed talking to Mr. Gilles Leave. I always feel you're a foam and worthy of my steel.
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