Getting Rid of Bessie

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Did you ever have one of those mornings when you wake up about an hour or two early? It's still cold and dark and you're trying to go back to sleep. You turn over and pound a pillow and then you get to thinking about all the work you've got to do.

You know, I might as well get up. And that's why we find the great guilders' leaves sitting down at the breakfast table this morning at eight o'clock sharp. Hi, y'all. Gosh, what happened? Good morning, Leroy. Marjorie.

Okey, what's the matter? Matter? Nothing's the matter. Where do you let's get going here, shall we? That's why. It's not particularly early. Oh, Okey, for goodness sake. You're never down before half-path. This is ridiculous. I'm down here at eight o'clock every morning and none too early at that.

You want the paper? No time for it. Well I might just glance at it. We always got the comics. No time for those. I'll just look over the front page. Fine, Mr. Gil, please. You caught me a little bit too come between, but here's your aren't you?

Thank you, Bertie. If you let me know you wanted breakfast early, I'd have had it already for you. It's not particularly early. Bertie, it's eight o'clock. I have to be in my office at nine.

That will do early on. Well if I know you wanted early, I'd have had it already. I'm whipping up the eggs and toast. Now have it in here directly. Fine. Only if you just let me know the next time.